Tonight Show Polls: What Are Your Plans for Valentine’s Day?

Tonight Show Polls: What Are Your Plans for Valentine’s Day?


-The first poll asked, “What are
your plans for Valentine’s Day?” 35% said, “I’m in
a new relationship, so we’re
going dancing.” 35% said, “I’m single,
so I’ll be sitting at home in my underwear,
eating cereal for dinner.” 30% said, “I’ve been married
for 25 years, so she’ll be in the bedroom,
and I’ll be in the kitchen, in my underwear,
eating cereal for dinner.” [ Cheers and applause ] -Romantic. -This poll asked,
“What’s the hardest part about Valentine’s Day?” 55% said,
“Choosing the perfect gift.” 44% said,
“Being single.” And Pete the Bachelor said,
“Getting a reservation for 30.” [ Laughter ] [ Cheers and applause ] This next one asked, “How would
you describe you love life?” 31% said, “Amazing.” 42% said,
“Above average.” 27% said,
“A total Iowa caucus.” [ Laughter, applause ] This next poll asked, “What do
you spend your money on?” 64% said,
“Fancy dinners.” 35% said,
“Gifts for my family.” Michael Bloomberg said,
“Your vote.” [ Laughter ] [ Applause ] This next one asked, “What are
you watching on Netflix?” 7% said, “Critically acclaimed
TV shows.” 12% said, “Award-winning
documentaries.” 21% said, “Binge-worthy dramas
with a strong female lead.” 60% said, “The menu screen
until I fall asleep.” [ Cheers and applause ] The last poll asked,
“How are you keeping healthy this flu season?” 34% said, “Always using
hand sanitizer.” 15% said,
“Working from home on Fridays.” 51% said, “Only drinking
citrus-flavored White Claw.” There you go.
That’s all we have for “Tonight Show Polls.”

Author: Kevin Mason

12 thoughts on “Tonight Show Polls: What Are Your Plans for Valentine’s Day?

  1. I have to say this. You know what I hate? When you see any other show host's video and some A-holes decide to compare them with Jimmy in a bad way even if he isn't mentioned in said video, like a trend. Sure you're allowed to prefer other hosts, there are many amazing of them. But seeing so many mean comments, even bullying, about a guy who just wants to have fun and make people feel happy is so stupid and sad, you know? I know I'm not the only one who thinks this.

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