Skitzo – Nose Scar

Skitzo – Nose Scar


Hey guys, so I know it’s been a while since we hung out and it’s a little awkward ’cause it’s been like 2 years now, but um, any of you wanna- Regina: Wait, why do you guys all have the same nose scar as me? Did you guys also make a accident with your curling iron? R-Dizzle: Yeah, actually- Hanate: Hai Ryan: What? No, I know for a fact that we got that from a sword you know, from when we were filming the Fruit Ninja video? Regina: Maybe you did, I got mine from a curling iron. R-Dizzle: Yeah, me too. Ryan: Well, no, I know for a fact that we got it from- Regina: You weren’t there, you don’t even know! Ryan: I mean, I do know because I created you, so I kinda would- R-Dizzle: What?! Regina: No you didn’t, you’re not a god, you’re not my mom, you’re not a carpenter, you don’t make things! Ryan: Look, you know what, forget I said that, you’re right, we got that from a curling iron. R-Dizzle: Hold up. What are you trying to say, that we’re not real? Ryan: No, I mean- Regina: I don’t get it, are we not real people? Ryan: I- R-Dizzle: Yeah, what are we? We have a right to know. Ryan: Look, I don’t think we should go down that road right now so- Regina: Wait, is this a real road or a fake road? Ryan: What? Regina: Or a railroad?! R-Dizzle: Rocky road? Regina: *gasp* Rocky road! R-Dizzle: Like the ice cream? Rocky road?- Regina: Yeah! Hanate: How come I the only one with Canadian accent? R-Dizzle: Yeah, why is that? Ryan: Canadian? What? Look guys, let’s not complicate things, okay? Regina: Well then just tell us: are we fake or real? R-Dizzle: Are we like versions of you but like cooler? Ryan: Come on guys, we really shouldn’t- Regina: Maybe we’re all twins! R-Dizzle: Or what if this is all a dream, like in that one movie- Ryan: I really don’t think that- R-Dizzle: Titanic. Hanate: I think I from Canada. Look guys, please, I’m begging you, let’s please not do this like- R-Dizzle: Or maybe we’re just clones of you, but better looking! Regina: Oh my God, like in Attack Of The Clones?! R-Dizzle: Yeah! Regina: Are we attacking the Jedi’s? *R-Dizzle and Hanate gasp* Regina: You made us the bad guys?! Why?! Ryan: What is happening to this conversation?- Regina: I hate Star Trek, why would you do this to us, Ryan? R-Dizzle: Seriously bro, that’s messed up. Hanate: I still think I’m from Canada. Ryan: STOP, OKAY?! Just stop! I don’t know what you guys are, okay? I don’t even know what I am in all this. I started this like 4 years ago, and I wasn’t thinking about that, okay? Look, the only reason why I started doing this series again is because people kept asking for it. Hanate, stop! Hanate: Oh, sorry. Ryan: Look, if this is how it’s gonna be whenever we hang out, then I don’t want to continue doing this, okay? So can we please just drop it? And just start over? Regina: So are we the Jedi’s then? Ryan: UGH. Ryan: Alright, so now that we finally cleared things up, let’s start talking about- Regina: We didn’t clear anything up. Ryan: Ssh! Regina: But you said to drop it; we didn’t really clear- Ryan: Ssh! Regina: But you said- Ryan: Ssh! Regina: But-! Ryan: Ssshhh Regina: If you’re trying to do a fire jutsu, you’re doing it wrong. Ryan: Look, whether you guys are making it up or not, why don’t we go back to talking about your stories? Regina: What stories? Ryan: Your nose scars. I mean, you guys should already know my story. Ryan: You know? The fruit ninja filming? I got hit by a watermelon? The watermelon hit a sword, which hit my face? I posted a video about it? Come on, the video “Fruit Ninja Fail”? Everyone else- Ohhh that one Regina: No I didn’t like that one. R-Dizzle: Yeah, I didn’t…that one sucked, man. So boring Hanate: Canada. Ryan: *sigh* Anyway, yeah, that story. What happened to you guys? Regina: I told you, my curling iron did this. Ryan: Okay, then what about you two? R-Dizzle: Curling iron. Hanate: Curling iron. Ryan: Look, if you guys are gonna make things up, at least make them different from each other! R-Dizzle: Why do you keep saying we’re making things up? Ryan: Because you are! Regina: Maybe you’re the one that’s making things up! Ryan: I have video proof of what happened! It’s uploaded. Regina: Uh, so do we! Ryan: You do Regina: Uh, yeah. Regina: So there I was, I was doing my norm- Regina: Hanate! Hanate: Oh sorry Regina: So there I was, *bright music* *barking noise* *lightsaber noise* *laser noises* Marley: Oh nooo *slow motion of Regina’s yell* Regina: And that’s when the curling-iron-lightsaber cutted my nose. Hanate: *gasp* R-Dizzle: Whoa, can’t believe that! That actually happened. Ryan: So I guess you finally watched Star Wars, huh? Regina: What is that? Ryan: *sigh* Let’s just move on. R-Dizzle, what happened to you? And please do not say that it was a- R-Dizzle: Curling iron. Ryan: You don’t even have hair to curl, how could you have possibly gotten- R-Dizzle: Shut up! Ryan: Okay. R-Dizzle: So there I was, like every 15 minutes of my day, curling iron. R-Dizzle: 98! 99! 100! Such an easy warm-up for me. Ryan: You did 3 curls. R-Dizzle: What?! Ryan: I mean, you started counting at 98, so you technically only did 3 curls. R-Dizzle: You trying to make me angry? Ryan: What, no, you’re clearly the toughest guy I know! I know better than to do that! R-Dizzle: You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry. Ryan: No please R-Dizzle, you’re too cool and strong and you can read gooder than me! R-Dizzle: Too late. *yells* Ryan: Oh no, I have to stop him from being so strong and cool! *grunt* R-Dizzle: Is that all you got? Ryan: Ohhh no! *monstrous yell* Ryan: Seriously? R-Dizzle: What? Ryan: That is just as unrealistic as Regina’s story. I know that didn’t happen, you even put ME in the story! R-Dizzle: Well if you don’t want to be in it next time, don’t throw a weight at my face! Regina: Yeah, why would you even do that? R-Dizzle: Right? Ryan: Hanate, please tell me your story is even somewhat believable. Hanate: SOOO there I was, it was the year 2000 and 10 Announcer: Next up, team Canada! Coach 1: Hanate, I need you to focus okay, we need you to get the perfect score in order for us to take home the gold medal. Coach 2: This is what you trained for, this is what you worked for, your whole life! I believe in you, hard! Coach 1: You can do this. Coach 2: So hard! Hanate: Don’t worry coaches, I got this. Kage Bunshin no Jutsu. *POOF* POOF* Y’all ready? Let’s do this. And at that very moment, it was as if time stood still… …and I suddenly understood every little thing he was trying to tell me. It wasn’t about the maple syrup… …or the free healthcare. It’s not even about all the moose… …mooses or meese(?) It was about being proud… …proud to be where I am… …proud to be what I stand for… …proud to be who I am. And who is that you might ask? My name is… Hanate wakuso shiseo tadashite teriyaki suzuki honda civic And I will always… …and forever be… Curling… for Canada! Ryan: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? Hanate: I don’t know! Ryan: See, this is exactly why I stopped making these videos! Regina: Why? Ryan: They make no sense! R-Dizzle: Neither do all your other videos. Ryan: At least I didn’t lie about how I got my nose scar! Regina: We’re not lying! Ryan: Yes, you are! R-Dizzle: No, we’re not! Ryan: Yes, you are!! Regina: No, we’re not! Ryan: YES, YOU ARE!!! *Lightsaber activation* *Loud yell* *lightsaber humming* Ryan: Wow… umm… I’m so- I’m sorry guys, I guess you… I guess you guys were telling the truth… I just… never thought that it- *BAM* Teehee! Wait! Don’t click away yet! To see the behind-the-scenes video on HigaTV, click here. And to see the last Skitzo from two years ago, click here! Too late! Now they both take you to the behind-the-scenes video. But if you want to subscribe to my channel, click here. Nope! This also takes you to the behind-the-scenes video. Click this one if you want to subscribe, this one if you want to go to my Twitter, this one is for my Facebook, and this one is for the Canadian Curling Association website. Just kidding. They all take you to the Canadian Curling association website. Hanate! Hanate: Oh, sorry.

Author: Kevin Mason

100 thoughts on “Skitzo – Nose Scar

  1. I like how Hanate's fake accent is the American accent with the greatest geographical separation from Canada.

  2. I’m always afraid that Ryan’s actually angry in these but then I remember he wrote the script…But it doesn’t seem like it lol

  3. I sell Armpit Hair:
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  4. How Is he so fucking Creative?!!!
    These kind of YouTubers should get more respect because they are actually unique

  5. "are we like versions of you, but like cooler? "
    "well maybe we're clones of you but just better looking"
    lololol

  6. this video just pop up in my home page AND I MISSED THIS VIDEO..am gonna binge watch again videos of ryan

  7. “And that’s when the curling iron cutted my face”
    “you’re too good and strong and you can read gooder than me”
    “Moose’s or Meese?”

  8. I died when he whispered “kage bunshin no jutsu “ And actually made “shadow clones” xDD

  9. My favourite things Hanate says in the skitso videos is ‘I stay home cook rice’ and he casually says ‘Canada’

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