[Up-tempo intro music] Burnie: Gav, what are you doing? Gavin: So, Ryan thinks that if I throw a knife Ryan: NO, no, no, Gavin thinks…
Gavin: by the blade… Gavin: I’m saying you think it won’t go in. Ryan: Yeah I’m agreeing that it won’t go in. Burnie: Nobody explained the premise still. [Gavin laughing]
Burnie: You interrupted each other. Ryan: Gavin’s gonna throw a knife at the wall, he thinks if he grips it by the blade, that just -immediately- confers the ability to stick it in the wall. Gavin: It’ll go swoosh, swoosh ding! Jon: Is that the one you’re gonna throw?
Ryan: Alright, is that it? Ryan: You’re going with that one? Burnie: How many throws, you talking one throw? All: One Throw Gavin: 20 Bucks Which is the best knife though? Is what i’m still trying to decide on. Ryan: One that is not in here.
Gavin: I don’t want to cut myself… Burnie: I’d say this is your best bet. Jon: Do I get part of your winnings if I help? Gavin: I’ll give you 5 bucks, yeah
Jon: Do I get part of your winnings if I help? Burnie: Gavin, this one is forged, it’s like all one piece Gavin: Yeah. Jon: Yeah that’s the one.
Ryan: Let me show you why. Gavin: That looks like a bit too steep, like…
Ryan: Let me show you why this is not the one. Burnie: No! [Knife thudding]
Burnie: Look at that, look! Ryan: Watch this, this is why this is not going to work Jon: Stop, stop brandishing that knife… Ryan: Throwing knives are balanced at the hilt [Various noises of agreement] [Knife clattering on ground] Gavin: Right, you’ve proven nothing! Ryan: It should have stayed on my finger. Ryan: Well, there you go, it’s balanced… below the blade. [Knife clattering] Burnie: Why does it need to be balanced below the blade? Ryan: You want it to be balanced right at the mid-line of the knife so that… Gavin: Why does he know, like, really small facts about everything? I’m like what about this, he’s like, well actually it’s not balanced at the hilt. Ryan: I know my blades, what can I say? Jon: Where are you aiming? Gavin: I’m going to aim for Jack Ryan: Alright. Burnie: Good luck Gavin [smack] Burnie: $20. You want to try for 40? Ryan: You failed on multiple levels there, that was tumbling in both directions. Look at that. Burnie: You won 20 bucks! Ryan: I did.
Burnie: This is a man who is $20 richer. Ryan: You can throw this and stick it in the wall, but you have to counter the rotation. You gotta throw it like this. Jon: You do it then. Jon: Okay. [Laughter] Gavin: I’m scared of Ryan even more than I was Burnie: Fucking mic drop. Jon: If you enjoyed that video make sure you click right here for a special sponsors-only RT Life for McKinley Werewolf Slayer or you can click right here for just some more fun vidoes or if you want to subscribe you can just click on the knife right here. That guy. Right there. [Outro music]