Funeral Service – SNL

Funeral Service – SNL


MY HUSBAND LOVED EACH AND EVERY
ONE OF YOU AS A FAMILY MEMBER. I’M SO MOVED AS I LOOK AROUND
THE ROOM AND SEE ALL THE PEOPLE WHO WERE TOUCHED BY MY DAVID.
>>OKAY. THERE, THERE.
SHH. OKAY.
NOW GO AWAY. ALL RIGHT.
NOW TO SAY A FEW WORDS WE WILL BRING OUT THE HONORABLE RABBI
LATONDA PIERCE.>>.
[ SPEAKING IN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]
AND BLESSINGS TO ALL. NOW I DIDN’T KNOW KEITH BUT I I WAS TOLD ABOUT HIM 20 MINUTES
AGO AND I THINK I GOT THE GIST. TWO OF HIS CLOSE FRIENDS HAVE
ASKED TO SING A TRIBUTE. PLEASE WELCOME DAN BALANCE AND
DIDI DUSHAY.>>CHECKITY CHECK CHECK.
ONE, TWO, ONE, TWO.>>CHECK TWO.
TWO. TYOO.
>>GOOD MORNING. WE MET DAVID IN 1997.
A LOT OF YOU MIGHT NOT HAVE KNOWN THIS, BUT HE WAS MUCH MORE
THAN A DENTIST. HE WAS ALSO IN HIS SPARE TIME A
GIFTED SONGWRITER.>>DAVID WROTE SONGS?
>>NOT THAT I KNOW OF. BUT HE DID MENTION HIS FRIENDS
DAN AND DIDI A LOT. I GUESS THIS IS THEM.
>>IF IT’S ALL RIGHT, WE WOULD LIKE TO SHARE A SONG DAVID
WROTE, IN REMEMBRANCE OF HIM. ♪♪♪
♪ DUM DE DUM DE DUM DAYAYAYAYEAH
DUM DE DUM DE DUM DAYAYAYAYEAH ♪
♪ HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR SEX HOT
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR SEX TWICE ♪
♪ SERVE IT UP TURN IT OUT WORK IT UP SHAKE IT DOWN
HUNTAAY YASS ♪
♪ HUNTAAY YASS
QUEENS ALL AROUND LOOKING FOR THE SOUND ♪
♪ SHAKING THAT ASS MAKING IT POUND
SEXUAL FREEDOM FOREVER ♪>>I DIDN’T REALIZE THAT YOUR
HUSBAND WROTE DEEP CLUB TRACKS.>>I DIDN’T EITHER.
>>FORGIVE ME. I MISS YOU MY DEAR FRIEND DAVID.
>>DAVID REALLY ISN’T GONE, DAN. BECAUSE WE WILL ALWAYS HAVE HIS
MUSIC. ♪♪♪
♪ THIS BITCH IS TOO TURNT HER STYLE IS NOT CURRENT
HER HANDBAG HAS A PRICE TAG HER BUSTED LOOK IS BURNT ♪
♪ ALL THE GAY BOIZ SAYIN’ HEY-EY-EYY-EY-EY
ALL THE GAY BOIZ SAYIN’ HEY-EY-EYY-EY-EY ♪
♪ GOTTA BUMP ♪ ♪ GOTTA BUMP ♪
♪ BATHROOM BUMPS IS HAPPENING TONIGHT ♪
>>REST IN PEACE, SWEET, SWEET, DAVID.
>>REST IN PEACE.>>THEY SEEM LIKE VERY HARDCORE
CIRCUIT TRACKS, LIKE STUFF YOU WOULDN’T EVEN HEAR IN AMERICA.
>>ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU BOTH.
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL HIDDEN GIFT DAVID HAD.
>>THERE’S MORE.>>BUT DO WE NEED TO HEAR THEM?
THAT’S THE QUESTION I’M WONDERING.
>>I THINK DAVID WOULD HAVE WANTED Y’ALL TO HEAR THIS ONE.
♪♪♪ ♪ HERE IS MY BUTT
AS I LEAN AGAINST THE WALL I SHAKE IT UP AND DOWN
I PULSE IT ALL AROUND BABY ♪ ♪ HERE IS MY BUTT
AS I LEAN AGAINST THE WALL I DROP IT TO THE GROUND
BAY-BAY ♪ ♪ TURN ON THE FAN AND
WATCH HER HAIR BLOW THAT ASS IS WOUND TIGHT
LIKE A DUNCAN YO-YO ♪ ♪ HERE IS MY BU-U-
WHOA-WHOA-U-BUTT YES ♪
>>MRS. GREENE, I HOPE I HOPE THAT BROUGHT YOU SOME PEACE.
>>I’VE GOT TO SAY, THEM SONGS WAS LIT!
MADE ME QUESTION MY WHOLE PATH. LET US CONCLUDE SERVICE TODAY
WITH JUST THE BUTT SONG ONE MORE TIME.
THAT WAS SO GOOD. ♪♪♪
♪ HERE IS MY BUTT AS I LEAN AGAINST THE WALL
I SHAKE IT UP AND DOWN I PUMP IT ALL AROUND ♪
♪♪♪

Author: Kevin Mason

100 thoughts on “Funeral Service – SNL

  1. I do find myself singing these songs randomly and non-ironically at that ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿฝ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  2. this mf lyrics…. ๐ŸŽต๐ŸŽถ sexual freedom forever! here is my butt.. yaasss….

    yall play too much

  3. I really dig the message of sexuaaalll freeeedom foreveeeeeeerrrr.
    It makes you think about society and yourself.

  4. A black american jew/rabbi and a dentist who wrote euro-disco music in his younger years is a good story for a movie. ๐Ÿ˜‚

  5. Iโ€™m gonna show this to anyone who EVER says Scarlet Johansson is โ€œonly a pretty faceโ€, โ€œcanโ€™t actโ€ or says sheโ€™s only serious and only cares about how she looks.
    This video is the only proof we need!

  6. Lol as if ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
    They should have made a tear drop from the guys eyes on the painting, this ain't right ๐Ÿคฃ

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