(tires skidding) – I gotta go. Some asshole’s standing in our river. (river flowing) Hey! Hey! – How you doing? – You’re trespassing! – Huh? – Trespassing! – [Fisherman] What? – Get out of our fucking river! – I can’t, that’d be trespassing. – This fucking guy. (river flowing) – I see the women in this valley have gotten a lot more fashionable. – Yeah? I see Chippendale’s changed
their policy on capped teeth. – What’s that? – It’s an insult. Nevermind. – Only an insult if I understand it. – Yeah, that’s not true. But that’s a conversation
for another time, that we’ll never have. Both sides of the river
are private property. – I know, that’s why I can’t get out. – Well how did you get in? – Our family owns a place
up river, Cross Creek Ranch. You know it? – Yeah, that’s five miles up stream. – I was blessed with stamina. – I highly doubt it. – When I play golf, I
do 36 holes in a day. I like this much better. It’s like golf, but fish. Do you have any interest in dinner? – No. – [Fisherman] I meant in general. – No. I dine on my joyful life. Just stay off our fucking land, okay? – Yes ma’am. I’ll stay off your
fucking land, I promise. Thanks for the talk. You’re the most interesting thing that’s happened to me today. – You should analyze that. (laughing) – [Narrator] Yellowstone. New season coming this summer on Paramount Network.